Politics

The fighting game where both sides are stupid and annoying as fuck. Multiple friendships have been broken due to this game.

politics
John: Hey Josh im gonna choose red team.
Josh: Fuck you

by Lexfunni October 28, 2023

Politics

Any type of relationship:
God(s) to organisms, viruses, and aliens
Organisms to organisms
Organisms to viruses
Organisms to aliens
Aliens to viruses
And vice-versa

Yes, nature and universe is egotistical, deal with it

In politics, there's no such thing as friend nor enemy, but only interests. If you have no purpose or even destructive, you better kill yourself.

by Sir. B December 15, 2020

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Politics

A worthless topic that nobody cares about

-guy 1 oh my god lets talk about politics

-you stfu kys dont care cope hang yourself

by Dezentual February 25, 2022

Politics

A bunch of old men whining over who gets control of the big red button

"Did you hear the news?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some orange peel just bombed half of Nigeria!"
"Man, fuck politics"

by sauceyassmonkey September 18, 2020

Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.

NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.

by comradenazi September 23, 2020

Politic

A prostitute; someone who receives money in exchange for sexual favors; a hooker

Uber express had us standing on the corner like some politics.

by ProudCatOwner July 20, 2018