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Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023
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Polished Freckle

The act of spreading baby gravy on the butthole and giving a rim job.
sparkman: Bro you’re not going to believe what our boss just asked me to do, give them a polished freckle!
Teabone: that’s foul, do it!
by Swarles Barkley April 9, 2025
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Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021
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Polishing a freckle

Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
Wow sparky isn’t just kissing the bosses ass but he’s polishing a freckle!
by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025
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Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.
Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023
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Polish faggot

A polish faggot is like a regular faggot except he enjoys doing Alaskan pipeline’s and eating crumpets with apricot jam on them. They generally don’t have family, and this is what causes these habits. As well as this they also only date males and are only males, suggested by the word faggot.
Polish Faggot! “hey there cutie”
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent
by Local Memestar May 29, 2019
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