light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

po/pole

like im not doing it

-go to class... its po/pole im not going in there/Cincinnati term

by candel jordan November 18, 2022

South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.

"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."

by yakeyT July 22, 2019

hippie pole

A pole that is used to express messages of peace and love. Also used for hippie AIDS transmitting rituals

Did you see the hippie pole in Kay Porter Park? Heavy vibes man

TUESDAY NIGHT HIPPIE POLE

by Sneebles June 20, 2023

Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey mate, have you just let one off." "No, it's him, his breath fucking stinks. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025

the pole

A man used for pole dancing. Especially in cyber chat rooms.

Wrapping your legs around The pole is best if "The Pole" is played by a hot sexy male as in JanieLover.

by TiramiSue December 14, 2008

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016