Panda-point

A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce

Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!

Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!

by theone0312 April 14, 2010

on point

a)Up to par...ready to perform at best...ready to get down to business.

b)to not be drunk/stoned..."I's all good"

a) "B*tch...you best get your shit on point" or

b) "F*ck, pigs...man throw that shit out the car and get your m.fkin shit on point..." or "Naahs man...i's got my strut on point"

by One whos shit is not December 4, 2003

elbows too pointy

The most important feature on a woman. If a woman has pointy elbows it throws off her entire look. It can make or brake her. It will turn off even the worst internet virgins.

John: Hey brah check out this hot girl right here!
Adam: Man, have you seen her elbows? Would not hit it!
John: Damn you're right brah, elbows too pointy.

by BurgerPimp07 March 29, 2009

two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.

I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.

by Bobski27 September 12, 2010

Match Point

A phrase stated by the winner of a competition or fight, and used as a taunt, which can be coupled with an expletive

Match Point, motherfucker!

by La Noir January 17, 2010

you keep me on point

to keep in line, keep in check, and/or on the straight and narrow path.

I do really like that about you 'cus you keep me on point.

by Christina A.K.A. Cina June 24, 2008

What is the point of life?

To murder your friends and family

what is the point of life?: murder

by hi8877875 February 4, 2018