Blind pirate 

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!

"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"

Blind pirate by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019

Cock Pirate

A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.

Jessica Slept with her married boss to get a better job at work. She’s such a cock pirate!

Cock Pirate by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic because she didn’t send me a package for her new documentary “The World's A Little Blurry”. Her world may be blurry but now mine is sad because I do not have a documentary package. Why? Well it seems that perhaps Billie decided that she does not care about the gays and has chosen to let them rot and cry in their packageless bedroom. Thanks so much Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell. I hope you have a nice day.

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell is renephobic

Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell by moreindifferent March 2, 2021

angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

angry bearded pirate by 12432425 April 22, 2009

poohole pirate 

Someone who likes to give it up the arse. A homosexual.

A: Tom Hanks is so damn hot!
B: Shut up you poohole pirate

poohole pirate by Semti August 7, 2006

Dark Pirate 

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

Dark Pirate by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Wall Pirate 

Facebook user who must comment on every wall post, regardless of whether or not the comment actually adds something to the conversation.

I wish Facebook had a way to block wall pirates from commenting at all!

Wall Pirate by da_rockman September 29, 2009