Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.
person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."
by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023
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Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Knowledge orgasm

The moment when you realise that you are an absolute fucking genius and smarter than albert einstein
random don: 'OH MY LORD IM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS JESUS CHRIST IM SO SMART'
random don 2: wow he must be having a knowledge orgasm
by nathan rice son of rufus September 24, 2022
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Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
by MapleSyrup87 April 8, 2020
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Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.
Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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