if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

the wheels on the bus go round and round

A nicer way of saying " corruption is, was, and will be generational"

Hilary Clinton cooing her granddaughter: sweetie, we Clintons live by a different set of rules. remember, you are destined for great things, corruption is not genetic. Corruption is a case of the wheels on the bus go round and round.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2016

cart-wheel-ack-arrest

When one starts doing cart-wheels and cannot stop.

"One time I started doing cart-wheels and I almost whent into a cart-wheel-ack-arrest, it was pretty scary."

by Isiah paige January 15, 2008

I had one but the wheels fell off

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

by weavile22 December 27, 2010

wheeling

when a boy and girl make out and do other things; ass grabbing sitting on lap etc.

boy: hailey and i wheeled last week
friend: no way dude

boy: on god

friend: so you and jake have been dating for a while.. have you wheeled yet?
hailey: haha yeah but don’t tell anyone!

random: i saw you and jake wheeling behind the trees at the park
hailey: i don’t know what you’re talking about
random: well i saw you, you gave him his first wheel

by anon6193629 January 3, 2019

wizard wheel

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

by The wizard 69 May 7, 2016