touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 04, 2022

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imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022

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goat grass

Bad marijuana, AKA “dirt weed”

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

by yamuva July 08, 2020

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giggly grass

Giggly grass otherwise known as pot,weed, ect. It is called this because weed can make people giggle or laugh at anything no matter how stupid an example would be you smoked giggly grass so you cant stop laughing at this definition

Joe: i smoked some weed and i cant stop laughing

Michael: shouldnt have smoked that giggly grass

by Lonely stoner666 February 06, 2018

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Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 18, 2021

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