bum wad

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?

by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

Bum joint

a male or female lacking attractiveness

You thought I liked you? Bitch, you a bum joint

by Chrisxxxxxxx July 11, 2010

bum bugger

The act of anal sex.

Michael would enjoy to bum bugger his boyfriend.

by Gypsum fantasic August 13, 2006

ski bum

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.

"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"

by jer April 22, 2005

bum chum

A Bum chum is a male boyfriend to another male.

Elton John is David Fernishes "Bum Chum"

by louis June 6, 2003

bum chops

Someone whos face looks like a very large ugly bum!

Please would u pass the ketchup bum chops!

by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005

bum and coke

to insert ones own digits in ones own anus before swirling said digit in an adversary's drink. preferably if the owner of the drink is drinking a spirit mixed with coke

I just gave that john prick a solid bum and coke

by grubability September 16, 2009