The exact translation is "Stupid son of a turtle", and it is written as "愚蠢的龟儿子" in simplified Chinese. Equivalent in offensiveness to "stupid son of a bitch" in english
by JayLeno July 1, 2009

by UrbanNoob2988 May 13, 2021

Easily the greatest meme YouTuber of all time, overthrowing even the original holder of the same name
Intellectual #1: Hey man, did you watch that new Dan the Meme Man video?
Intellectual #2: Yeah, it was hilarious! I bet his dick is huge!
Intellectual #2: Yeah, it was hilarious! I bet his dick is huge!
by iamturbandictionary October 21, 2018

by someone November 18, 2004

After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.
by Al Dolfski May 27, 2018

common habitat - the grocery store metro. He is the definition of beautiful, sexy , handsome , love of my life. He likes going for younger girls, typically with names starting with a K and working as a cashier in the same store. Teaching dan how to use the store phone is the way to his heart. Dan could sit and talk to his lover for 1/2 an hour, even staying after his shift! Dan is amazing and hot but is either taken by a girl stating with the letter k or is gay.
Dan from produce is love , dan from produce is life.
Dan from produce is love , dan from produce is life.
by danfromproduce June 19, 2020
