Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

ur mum

a slut;an old hag

what u doing

:ur mum

by emo2419 January 11, 2020

mum

a joke used to affend but still really funny

yo mum so fat she sits AROUND the house

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay is the dankest shit of shit

Steve: Ur mum gay
Ur mum: No U

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk March 10, 2018

Mum

The Bri'ish/Australian way of spelling mom.

Mum makes more sense than Mom. You don't go around saying mOm do you (unless your really American, in that case learn English properly dude) You say mUm.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

MuM D

A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.

MuM D is the nickname I would give john

by IamDontai November 23, 2021

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023