Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.

You bitch big "muddy cunty"

by M-j-k May 28, 2019

Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.

"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"

by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019

muddyclover

Fuck u for not accepting the first time sad cunt

Fortnite god muddyclover means fortnite god

by Jack g u be so lame August 9, 2019

Muddle

*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.

"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!

Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!

Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!

Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!

Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019

muddlefuddle

Muddlefuddle the common act of muttering and fumbling through a sentence producing nonsense words in succession.

Melanie was upset with Dan and yelled at him in a nonsense dialect. He then accused her outright muddlefuddle of her words.

by Danmaj August 29, 2019

Mudderson

Like mother, like son

You just ate a baby carrot? Mudderson amiright?

by Puresmurf September 6, 2019

Muddog

Situated in Rockingham County Virginia, the notorious Muddog is known for tenacity, courage and loyalty. The Muddogs are the mascot for the local youth lacrosse team.

The Muddogs defeated the Bulldogs in lacrosse on September 26th 2019.

by Muddogs coach September 12, 2019