Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker! by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

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Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.

Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker by Aesthetix February 6, 2020

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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

Knock, Knock Motherfucker by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

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Die, motherfucker!

An increasingly popular mass refrain in the United States, directed at the Insurrectionist in Chief, due to his unstoppable deranged determination to destroy democracy and deprive US citizens of everything they know and love about being an American.

Although it’s sad and horrible to have such a socially and spiritually unacceptable thought, many American patriots, simple humanists, and scholars cannot help but utter the words, or at least think, “Die, motherfucker!” when they consider the depth of depravity that exists in this singularly pathetic and deeply destructive human being.

Die, motherfucker! by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Admit to Deconstruct Motherboards<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

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Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique

Mark Indelicato Will Not Send And Recieve Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles's Goddamn Motherfucking Physique by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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