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teen mother

A teen mother is a female (between the ages of 13 and 19) who has a child.

If she became pregnant by accident because of unprotected sex...well, that sucks. This is why there needs to be better sex education in this country, and parents need to have "the talk" with their kids.

If she had it intentionally...well, then this is a girl who has taken her youth and prematurely flushed it down the toilet. This is an example of yet another worthless person, and God knows we don't need more of them in this country.

Girls this young (even if they think they are) are really not ready to have children. The maturity and responsibility is just not there yet. In addition, there is usually a lack of financial resources (money).

For those that may argue that "Well, my grandparents decided to have children at 18, etc..."
Uhm, if you haven't noticed, society is a lot different now. Look around.
"She had a kid? Wow. Too bad for her"
"Yeah, it was her idea to get pregnant!"
"At 18???"
"Yeah"
"Wow. Well, too bad for her. She is a teen mother."
by kirE July 30, 2008
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Janky motherfucker

one who posesses the qualities of a massive herb while acting like a complete fuck ass
by HC Crew January 26, 2005
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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smell your mother

a phrase that points out to another that you have recently finger banged his or her maternal parent. Usually paired with an outstreched index finger pointed at the other person's nose. Usually delievered in a New York City accent.
by Bruce February 14, 2005
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Mother Dearest

A mother that looks like a good parent to strangers, yet is a complete bitch to her children. Occasionally raises daughters to follow in her footsteps.
Mother Dearest can't be bothered to say "hello"--the first thing out of her mouth was a blatant threat.
by Anonymous--omgwtfbbq December 18, 2010
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Motha Quff

A person or thing that either causes shock to a person, gains respect of a person, or does something of admiration. Often used in awkward situations, as a greeting, nickname, and for humor. (TM Mark Hentges)
"Oh, what's up motha quff?"
"What a motha quff"
"That motha quff is crazy"
by mobile leprachaun January 24, 2010
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