miss jones

Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.

I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.

Miss Jones is roughly equivalent to what you shit out every day, only worse.

by Not 97 May 7, 2005

sierra mist

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

Mississippi Pipeline

The act of placing half of a straw up a man's urethra and the other half up another man's urethra. The pair can then proceed with fluid exchanges in the form of semen or urine.

Mike had just finished his fruity smoothie with Raph. The straw was tempting so they performed a Mississippi pipeline.

by ForMikeD June 18, 2011

misun

Misun is greatness but is also considered to be awesome. Misun doesn't like people to stare at her toes so don't stare at them its rude. A misun is a very smart and kind but sometimes just plane weird. Misun is very cute and sexy that's the best part besides her awesome personality. its not easy to find a Misun but if you do then your very lucky.

Kid 1:"Hey do you know Misun?'
Kid 2:"Oh the girl that doesn't like you to stare at her toes?"
Kid 1:"Yeah the cute weird girl"
Kid 2: "she’s so awesome"

by 123nolie December 24, 2012

Douchebags in the mist

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.

Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.

by condoman September 29, 2008

mishuginah

Jewish word for a crazy person, situation, or thing.

"You see that guy over there?"
"You mean the one with the hand puppet?"
"Yeah, the one talking jibberish to the hand puppet."
"The one about to fall into the manhole?
"Yeah, him. He's a mishuginah."

by pastorius October 8, 2006

Misty Window

A sexual act so disgusting and graphic that it can not be mentioned in conversation. A deplorable sexual act that is seen as the most shocking and heinous.

Dave: "I gave that girl a misty window."
Barry: "That is horrible"

by mfdiction January 13, 2011