Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

Midget bozo

A small person who is a loser and has no life.

Your so short midget bozo

by TheWhomDestroyer December 24, 2021

Midgecompoop

When some bloke named "Midge" starts saying some gay shit

You: "How big of dicks do you take?"
Midge: "10 inches long and wide"
Midge doesn't realize he just did a midgecompoop

by Spiffytf January 2, 2022

Midgetpickleprod

Midgetpickle owns a small YouTube channel called “midgetpickleprod”. He hasn’t uploaded in awhile but one day he will return. He also used to make movies but now doesn’t. He is a great man and a very kind gentlemen that loves his daily rc cola and feeding his children. They will be here soon.

I love midgetpickleprod he makes the best rice!
Midgetpickle is great

by Jodagamer15 February 21, 2022

Midders

Millers the steak house is mid

“Millers was mid”
“So, Midders?”

by slaydontnay March 6, 2022

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022

Midner

Commonly used in place for the Nword.

Look at that Midner walking around like she owns the place.

by Karen Egger April 1, 2022