Matthew Miller

A man who has sustained an extraordinary period without physical or emotional contact with a woman

your a frigid, and a virgin??? Your like Matthew Miller!

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a wonderful person. he is kind, handsome, hilarious, and a child at heart. All though he is mysterious, once you get to know him he's very outgoing. He is respectful and alway kind. But be warned, if you cross him, be ready to put up a fight. But if you are in need of emotional support or if you are struggling with something, he will always be there to help you. And another thing about him is he's AMAZING in bed and i mean absolutely AMAZING. He will never fail to satisfy. And when he pounds his huge dick in your pussy, you will be sent over the edge and keep coming back for more. But that's not even the best thing about him. it's his charm, the way his words are deep and romantic. the way his smile can make your day. and just the sound of his voice will make you the happiest person. when you find a matthew in your life, it is vital that you do everything in your power to keep him. for he will change your life forever.

Girl: Matthew is an absolute babe.

by cockNnut January 02, 2019

Matthew

A guy with a huge cock that could rupture anus faster than savile licks 3 year old asses
A violent guy that sits at benches in parks to find kids.

Girl: Oww my anus is ruptured
Guy: I wish I was a Matthew

by pfttq;) October 12, 2018

Matthew

The embodiment of an angel. A holy figure. Very graceful. He creates all food and we all praise him. He is a god at shell shockers. Amen

Person 1: Hey do you see that big boy over there?
Person 2: Yeah that's Matthew
Person 1: What a god

by Psidoe October 30, 2018

Matthew

He fucked a monkey what more do you need

Matthew is a humanzeee

by Leavemealonebrady May 16, 2019

Matthew

Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth

Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice

Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew

Girl 1: he needs to be my friend

ect...

by thotgirl2001 March 01, 2019

Matthew

Matthew's come with such personalities but most are not that smart logically. They'll be smart in school but in some cases, smartness is not the best

Matthew: Oh that's like eating my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*

by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019