lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.

I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.

by sawbones October 20, 2012

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K mi lunch

K mi lunch doesn't deal with reality. Only falsehood. Everybody's trick.

K mi lunch is a catfish.

by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022

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up baby mom who clings to the father of her child like it’s still 2012. Loud, petty, and always ready to serve up drama nobody ordered — just like the cafeteria worker who never left high school mentally. She's the type to call herself the “main one” even though he’s moved on 3 relationships ago.

Traits:
Local
Closet ho

Criminal

Drunk

Liar

Slut

Weaponizes the kid for attention or revenge
Stalks the new girlfriend’s page daily
Starts fights in public over nothing
Still swears she "knows him better than anyone"
Feeds on drama like it’s a hot tray of mystery meat

Bro, I’m done — my lunch lady baby mom pulled up to my girl’s job again.”
“She thinks having his kid gives her lifetime VIP access. Total lunch lady behavior.”

by Heatherriffic1 August 6, 2025

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Antarctic Hot Lunch

An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.

"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".

by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025

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