Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 7, 2016

lavonis

Guy with huge penis, life of the party and he tends to tell a lot of jokes.

Lavonis just laid the pipe on me.

by StickyStickyVicky January 15, 2017

lavondra

Lavondra is the realist female.

Lavondra, is a true friend.

by Parris Simmons December 22, 2016

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017

lemon on the rim

Like the cherry on top but a bit more zingy

Bradley I love the new glasses it's a lemon on the rim to your style

by Henrythehardin February 21, 2017

Lemon Juice

It's a saying for a Alcoholic drink. You see Lemon Juice Is bitter and strong right? well so is Alcohol.

"This Lemon Juice is to strong, But I love it."

by MegaJared March 8, 2017

Lemon hoe

A b*tch that is sweet but sour. Will f*ck your life up in many ways.

That girl? Yea that's a lemon hoe

by Captionchat April 20, 2017