Denison Law 

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.

"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."

Denison Law by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017

Ferrells Law

Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:

Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!

(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)

Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)

Any Party:

He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!

There is literally no end to examples

Ferrells Law by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019

Jones' Law 

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

Jones' Law by RoiceX June 23, 2020

The Law of Attraction 

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.

Using the Law of Attraction you can manifest anything

The Law of Attraction by KaedanClub September 9, 2020

Snyder Law 

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film

“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”

Snyder Law by Garbanzo March 19, 2021

Ocean Law 

If an item is in the ocean long enough, it's yours. You can do anything in the ocean.

Meanwhile in our beach school trip

My Crush: What do you mean I'm yours?

Me: Sorry dear, its the Ocean law

Ocean Law by 2434Fan August 7, 2021

Blobby Law 

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin

"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."

Blobby Law by gib_ September 21, 2021