Boner kill

When you are about to get some ass but you don't because something happens

Deshaun: Deshawn: I was about to get with this chanquia and then my parents walked in
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk

by Deshaun Thomas March 7, 2006

kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007

To Kill a Mockingbird

A story in the which a blatantly communist girl tries to make a royalist neighbour come out of the closet.

Have you read To Kill a Mockingbird yet? I wish Jem would stop losing his pants.

by renesbaes October 11, 2017

Penalty Kill

The penalty kill occurs when there is more girls than guys (i.e. 5:4, 4:3). The penalty more specifically is the dumb annoying bitch that cock blocks the guys on the PK. It's a constant struggle to eliminate her from conversations and it's a team effort.

"Yo the girls such a bitch, looks like were on the Penalty Kill all night boys."

"Sandy was there last night cock blockin everyone, we were on the Penalty Kill all night. Dumb bitch."

by bcthekid February 22, 2009

Kill sesh

when you completely and utterly noob pwn everyone in Halo 3.

Mike: you wanna play some Halo 3?

Christian: yeah im down for a kill sesh.

by Mack Mayne April 30, 2009

kill the archduke

1. Starting shit.
2. A reference to the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, the anecdotal cause of World War 1.

Matt: But I don't know if I want to do it. It will make a lot of people mad.
Andrew: Just do it. Kill the archduke.
Matt: I highly respect your opinion and will do as you wish.

by SOSILF October 8, 2009

Kill Snake

Referring to first and third person shooters, a kill snake is someone who, at the last second as the player you are engaging has low health, comes in and takes the kill away from you, thus giving you the assist. Basically they take credit for the kill that you were working to get.

I had that guy dead to rights and this guy came up from the side and kill snaked me.

by BuBlLeS March 9, 2011