why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.

"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"

by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021

kei

he’s the kindest and most considerate person you’ll meet. really career driven and that’s one thing you’ll really admire about him. he’s my first love

i really admire kei especially for his hard work ethics

by catloverr69 November 22, 2021

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Ella Key

Some butterz ute bluddd.

Ai is dat ella key fam?
Yea g she’s dat butterz ute bluddd

by gkondawekay June 25, 2021

Key to the city

Used by police to refer to the battering ram used to smash open doors during search warrants.

Before the warrant, have you got the key to the city ready?

by Noob master March 28, 2021