The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021

by Whynot October 4, 2016

I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
I Used To Jingle My Keys Stylistically For Consentual Pleasure Consentual Pleasure Of Knowing Raspberry Flavored Cocaine Is A Basketball For Stylistically Keys My Jingle To Used I
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

by Directioner369 May 2, 2024

kei is the best moot you could ever have on twitter!! she’s so funny haha😂😂 if u have ever gotten noticed by her, ur so lucky it’s an honor!!
by keisnumberonefan October 22, 2020
