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The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
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Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.
"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"
by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021
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major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled
Major key, keep "They" away from you.
by Whynot October 4, 2016
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kei

kei is the best moot you could ever have on twitter!! she’s so funny haha😂😂 if u have ever gotten noticed by her, ur so lucky it’s an honor!!
karla: have you ever heard of kei?

lyss: of course she’s the iconic
by keisnumberonefan October 22, 2020
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