The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
by zidredz October 20, 2010
Get the why'd you leave the keys apon the tablemug. The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006
Get the The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"mug. When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018
Get the key turning penismug. a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!
"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*
by notgogi January 8, 2022
Get the kei lugomug. he’s the kindest and most considerate person you’ll meet. really career driven and that’s one thing you’ll really admire about him. he’s my first love
by catloverr69 November 22, 2021
Get the keimug. by Timothy Chalamey November 24, 2022
Get the low key slayingmug. by Yeahkey April 24, 2025
Get the Yeah Keymug.