jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.

Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

Jizz Sack

1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles

2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.

*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*

1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.

2. He's such a jizz sack.

by nYmPhOgUrL April 3, 2010

jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...

After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.

by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009

Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017