Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute

He's pulling a Jesse Lees again

by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022

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Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

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Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.

Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022

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Jesse

Kid who sits in a tree for three hours while playing hide and go seek and doesn’t come down until you find him at 8:00 o’clock at night. Owl boy

“Where’s Jesse?”
“Oh, he’s hiding in a tree somewhere.”

by Datguyder November 20, 2023

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Jess

Jess is a beautiful girl with such a gyat. She is the best bestie for anyone that treats her right and is such an amazing person, her hair is luscious and long and curly, dark brown but still makes her look hot asf. Got the best style out there tbh and can get with any guy, she doesn’t realize how good her body looks and ouh I can’t get over that ass

“Omg Jess, your ass punched into me!”

“Jess, your my favorite bestie”

“Gyat Jess!”

by Gyatmaster101798 November 21, 2023

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