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Tough Paper Cut

1. Someone who's all talk & no action.

2. Someone who claims they're so tough, & when it comes to it, they pussy out.

3. Someone who acts tough on the phone/computer & then when you see them in person, they act all pussy.

4. Someone who talks shit & say they can/are going to "kick your ass" ; yet when you go to comfront them, they pussy out.
Friend 1: Did you hear about what Suzie did?

Friend 2: I know, she totally called Amber a bitch! And when Suzie went to comfront her, she denied everything & pussied out!

Friend 1: Yeah! She acts like such a Tough Paper Cut.
by Anairiax3 August 2, 2011
mugGet the Tough Paper Cutmug.

paper tiger

seemingly overwhelming paperwork or paper clutter
I want to tidy up my home, but first I have to tame the paper tiger.
by MamaNette March 8, 2019
mugGet the paper tigermug.

off paper

Possessing qualities not easily described verbally nor demonstrated with concrete facts.
Our relationship makes no sense on paper, but off paper we are absolutely amazing.
by false refuge firebomber June 1, 2013
mugGet the off papermug.

paper in my pooper

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.
You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.
by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005
mugGet the paper in my poopermug.

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart
by Jade and janie December 25, 2016
mugGet the toilet paper fortmug.

paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.
John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.
by Nick Steele August 7, 2021
mugGet the paper towel mathmug.

School toilet paper

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper
by Hi peps March 29, 2021
mugGet the School toilet papermug.

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