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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018
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Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
by exsparky January 8, 2021
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Hold To Retry

LittleBigPlanet's way of saying KYS (Kill Yourself!)
In-game, when holding X on the icon, Sackboy will hold his breath and pop, respawning at the last checkpoint.
Player 1: BRO I'M STUCK IN THIS HOLE! Player 2: HOLD TO RETRY! Player 1: (does it and respawns) Welp, that was anticlimactic. Player 2: Stupid. Player 1: (Slaps Player 2) Player 3: SLAP BATTLE!!! (Players 1, 2, 3 & 4 engage in a slap battle!)
by GoofyAhhhDefinitionsXD April 7, 2025
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holding a cup

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇
Nice brother you're holding a cup
by Subhanallah brother December 16, 2022
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Holds up the gang sign

Is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D
One who holds up the gang sign (🤟🏻) is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D
by TheLifeEssentialCreator August 22, 2022
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Hippie Hold

When you're smoking somebody out, after they get a hit or so you hold on to the piece for and extra amount of time when you know they're really jonesing and make them listen to your stories that take forever to tell. (usually your already in the right state of mind).
"Yeah man, that was a totally awesome Hippie Hold we pulled on ken earlier!" said Clayton to Autumn. "Yeah no doubt!"
by clayjay April 14, 2010
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