Childhood hog 

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

Childhood hog by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

log hog 

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .

Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.

log hog by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017

love hog

a penis

He inserted his love hog into her waiting love hole.

love hog by KL40527 January 10, 2017

door hog

Rose Dawson.

Literally, what else can I say? If Rose hadn't been such a self-centered door hog, our magnificently magnificent Jack would've lived, and he and Rose would've lived a white and vilified happily ever after with five babies, uber staged holiday photos, a collection of Bob Marley CDs to put a cultural spin on themselves, pantries full of quinoa and flavored yogurt, over complicated Starbucks orders, and of course- sex every Saturday. They probably would've hired a ghostwriter to write a mediocre picture book about their story because it's just.so.swoon worthy. Am I right? Rose, look at the opportunities you missed out on! because you're such a door whore.

door hog by dysfunctional_ravenclaw June 8, 2017

Plug Hog 

A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.

I struck out at the bar all night so I finally settled for a good ol plug hog.

Plug Hog by Rmn1234 September 20, 2017

Squee-hog 

When something is off center or crooked.

This text printed kind of squee-hog.

Squee-hog by #1Taytayfan1989 October 3, 2017

hamper hog 

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.

That chick is a dirty hamper hog.

hamper hog by Big Freddy January 8, 2018