football hipster

A fake football fan. More likely to be seen on the Internet than in the stadium, where he usually annoys the real football fans with his smugness, while knowing shit about the game. Follows trendy teams like Dortmund and Napoli and is the first to leave the sinking ship.

Football hipster: Oh my. Your incorrect spelling matches with your unillumined knowledge of todays modern football. Pardon, total ignorance or simply deliberate forgery?

Real fan: Get lost, douchebag!

by jarraj November 22, 2013

secret hipsters

A colloquial term used to describe seemingly average teenage girls who secretly take artsy hipster-esque pictures on the weekends to boost their self-esteems.

Girl 1: Let's go picnic in the park in our hipster attire this weekend.

Girl 2: Yah girl, I'll make sure to bring my fancy Nikon with me so we can have a super hot photoshoot.

Girl 1: Gahhh we're totally secret hipsters

by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012

hipster sex

Having sex with a hipster who points out obscure details while banging about your naked body.

I had hipster sex last night and he kept pointing out how he loved the curves of my ears and how soft my toes were!

by We_are_samanthas May 18, 2011

dick hipster

A person who has sucked dick before he was told to or it was cool.

Person 1: Wow man go suck a dick!
Person 2: I already did! HAH!!
Person 1: Geez, you're a dick hipster.

by The true Dick hipster December 13, 2013

House Hipster

A house hipster is a hipster that spends a long time around 'normal' people that they aren't classed as a hipster anymore but still basically is one.

John: Hasn't that Adam been spending a lot of time with those non-hipsters?

Steve: Yeah he's turning in to a house hipster.

by b0wl May 6, 2012

tragedy hipster

An unholy birthing from the chaos following any tragedy, the tragedy hipster will ridicule the mainstream media for not covering 'more vital' tragedies that only their own magical social media feed displays.

"Everybody's praying for Paris, but no network will cover the stuff in Beirut."
"Dude. Check a news site instead of Facebook once in a while. You are such a tragedy hipster!"

by LionPatriot January 26, 2016

Grammar Hipster

One who thinks that punctuation is too mainstream.

i love you babe you are my world more than anything can't wait to see you babe --Facebook grammar hipster

by fsojfoiel May 15, 2012