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pig fucker

A more pejoritve name for a red neck.
"Have you seen what the South Dakota state legislature has done this time?"

"Yup, those pig fuckers have done it again."
by romancingtrain May 17, 2006
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lamb fucker

That lamb fucker is fucking a lamb right now.
by sack attack October 24, 2007
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stupid ass mother fucker

someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man
by kitten cat fucker August 5, 2010
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Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole
1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"
by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006
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fucked up

Describes action or situation that conflicts with logic or certain expectations.

Note: Often used in place of the word "Wrong" or the phrase "not right". However, the phrase "Fucked up" is unburdened by any idea of absolute rightness or wrongness. Whereas describing an action or situation as wrong in this manner may imply some sort of anomaly in an assumedly perfect universe, a situation described as fucked up can be viewed merely as the product of a Universe that is just fucked up in general.
"That's was wrong."
"2+2=5 is wrong. That was fucked up."

"That's fucked up."
"65 million years ago, an asteroid killed every living thing on this plante bigger than a rat, now THAT was fucked up."
by Alfred Mordeir December 30, 2006
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The fuckening

the force in which your amazing day is ruined by.
Realizing that I have a map and flag test soon was the fuckening of my weekend.
by Cody parkey 2.0 February 17, 2019
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Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.
#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"
by reditalia593 March 14, 2010
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