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Twitch on the floor

To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.
When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
by Clayluver April 9, 2004
mugGet the Twitch on the floormug.

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”
“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la
by kai_nyx April 9, 2022
mugGet the Don’t pee on the floor use the comondermug.

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.
Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.
by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024
mugGet the Floor cakemug.

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
by FrigOff May 20, 2014
mugGet the Floor Swimmermug.

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017
mugGet the Floor Kissermug.

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.
Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!
by Vitamincool February 4, 2022
mugGet the floor soupmug.

Floor almonds

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
mugGet the Floor almondsmug.

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