When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
by Clayluver April 9, 2004

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la
by kai_nyx April 9, 2022

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
by FrigOff May 20, 2014

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.
by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018
