farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

corn chips and feet

when something smells like a mix between corn chips and human feet due to either wetness or bacteria buildup or growth.

Corn Chips and Feet
Someone walks into a room where two people have been "making love" and that person says, "damn, it smells like corn ships and feet in here."

Or, when someone comes home from a long day of work and their feet are sweaty , their feet can smell like actual corn chips and funky feet.

by American School of English Int October 8, 2020

Dog's feet are itchy

A phrase used when you are so bored you say things that make no sense.

"MY DOG'S FEET ARE ITCHY"
...what?

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

Feet

A lego finding thing in the dark

My feet are in pain because of this god damn lego

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 16, 2019

Feet

something i wanna smell like bro it smells soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. also used for finding little things that when u step on hurt like hell despite setting ur feet on fire hurt less than stepping on a fucking lego like bro why cant i find any except in the fucking dark at 3 am when i actually dont wanna step on them

bro i wanna smell feet
911 i stepped on a lego i cant feel my life anymore please help i see god

by ismellfeetforaliving May 3, 2021

DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021