female illiterate

the misconjunction of knowledge on the way women think

"Hey Phil why don't you talk to women"-Dave
"Well I'm too afraid to talk to them I don't know how they think, I'm female illiterate"-Phil

by The KEk September 9, 2018

Female Crush Friday

A Crush on a Female You Like

My Female Crush Friday is Beyonce

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

sexy female saturday

Sfs

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs”

by Unknown person . June 28, 2019

female

Fe =iron and male=man which means a female is an ironman

wow shes female no shes iron man

by likebruh July 4, 2019

VSCO Female

Laugh- skksksk
Drip-white bitch things
Characteristics- very bitchy
Tip for guys- the nudes are in my eyes only

Brian: Omg she such a bitch!!!
Dave: That’s a Vsco female for ya.

by TheReal_mcloven23 July 31, 2019

Creepy female

This is a girl you will probably meet in high school that has a huge obsession over you. They will call you their boyfriend even though you never talk with them or start converstations with them. Being around you they will try their best to make you feel as uncomfortable as possible and even trying to get sexual with you for no goddamn reason. Even though she has no reason to like you and you dont even look that pretty. She looks like a supermodel and has perfect hair/ Or is emo and wears chokers and black makeup and makes her skin color completely pale. You will never understand why they like you so much in this creepy way because you never can see being a family with the girl in the future knowing that you are completely diffferent. You will not be safe from kids like this if you are 13 - 16 Years of age.

You: *Breathing*

Emo girl: I love you, I want you to stick your dick inside me and have babies with me until I cum. And after that we can have a nice house and I can love you everyday and hold you sexually. I want you to lick me from head to toe and smother me in your goo. Please daddy, Let us embrace and be together forever

Kid: What the frick. I never talk to you and You are a hella Creepy female.

Girl: but I want you inside me OwO

Kid: *Runs Away*

Girl: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME SENPAI!!!

Kid: fuck you whore

Girl: I love it when you call me that

Kid: *Runs Faster*

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019

female erection of sadness

the feeling of sadness which hits you at random times possible caused by an too much love leading to an attachment towards a band member(s) - ilyguelas

hey im going through my female erection of sadness :(

by ilyguelas April 23, 2019