ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019

Ex-holes

An Ex partner that is also an asshole.

I have dated a lot of ex-holes in my life.

by PurpleHaze777 April 20, 2021

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 28, 2012

GET WITH YOUR EX DAY

today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what

Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day

Girl:Oh ok!

by REALBIGSPEAKER October 03, 2023

Significant ex

The person who was part of the most significant or meaningful relationship that you used to be in, but aren't anymore. You can have more than one ex, but you can only have one significant ex.

The other day, I ran into that guy/girl I went out with for a little while and it was pretty akward. Glad it wasn't my significant ex at least!

by Shmooboo March 22, 2015

ex-cuck

The act of cucking your ex, typically through video either as a form of revenge, or sadism.

"You remember my ex? The one I was with for 3 years, we were waiting for marriage before sex? Well, after breaking up with me, she just ex-cucked me."

by Jaime Rook July 29, 2021