Evil Up

To make yourself less good.
To stop doing something that is good.

"That girl won't pay me any attention"
"You're too good, Dude. You're gonna have to Evil Up to get her".

by ttbrowne September 26, 2008

Evilfezdog

The name of the person who owns the interwebs

oh hey you know evilfezdog

by mean hat mut July 27, 2009

EvilMushroomMan

An awesome young man who is very evil and loves dem mushrooms but is also sexy in an evil way

EvilMushroomMan would be like van helsing

by EvilMushroomMan December 12, 2010

Evil Ears

The term Evil Ears refers to the ability for someone to understand and appreciate the genres of death metal and black metal as both genres feature harsh, distorted vocals. One can acquire this ability by listening to either genre on a regular basis. Time varies person to person on how long this may take.

It just takes time and you'll develop evil ears

by ScreamynDemon November 16, 2011

evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)

dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.

by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011

evil turtle

An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.

"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone

by B1GM1 July 1, 2011

evility

degree of being evil

He scores 8 on the evility scale of 1 to 10

by Kimley Westlix September 1, 2011