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Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic
Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan
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evan rigia

chumky chez raid, muscle man, and rehehehehehe guy
Hey, do you know Evan Rigia?”
“REEEGEGEHEGEHEHEHEHEHE”
by bl1tzz9006 May 13, 2022
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Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018
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Evan

Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time
by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019
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Evan

Evan
(Eh-Vin)
Alternate spellings: Evyn, Evin

Beautiful, kind, and spunky. Not afraid to seize the day. Very competitive and capable of out-toughing the boys. Evan is more thank likely to take charge and lead the pack.

Whilst her hard exterior may scare some away at first, her kind heart draws others in. She isn’t afraid to stand up to others, but words can hurt her.
by Yooooooo,Shawtay May 19, 2022
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Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan
by jeff15555 September 11, 2020
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Evan

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."
by Just send it, bruh March 6, 2020
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