ethan garza

retarded funny, halarious, steals your gum, all your freinds thinks hes cute

whos a funny guy? oh an ethan garza

by grace owenbee September 25, 2017

Ethan Wood

gets all da bitches

“yo, can you help me pull this girl ?”

“nah not me man ask Ethan Wood”

by yehxhd August 22, 2022

Ethan Animates

An amazing animator, and great guy all around. GREAT and animation, and when his story time animations come out every once in a while it is worth it!

"Ethan Animates just animated that, it is so smooth!

by DestopDrawings October 18, 2022

haley and ethan

These two are the perfect match made in heaven. They will send each other texts like crazy and compliment each other. When you see them together, you will most likely stare in awe wishing you could be as happy as them. A Haley and an Ethan is the best relationship you could ever come across. They love to spend time with each other and they give each other hugs on a daily basis. If you ever come across them, don't ruin that for them. You will regret it. They think about each other every second and when they're apart, they dream of each other being together right away. They make each other smile, laugh, and be happy. They are the most wonderful, amazing, and the cutest couple ever. If you are a Haley or an Ethan you better stay together because you will never find any other relationship to work besides when ya'll are together.

Lauren: "Wow!!! I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Ethan do."

Chloe: "They are so cute together!!! I wish I was that lucky."

by Galantis April 23, 2019

ethan smith

deaf

im ethan smith, could you please speak up

by bbbbbllllllpppptttt June 3, 2020

Ethan Stai

The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.

Ethan Stai, the famous drug dealer.

by Screwviedy May 2, 2022

ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton
?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018