Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

Snowglobe drum set

Over time the little chips of drumstick fall on the ground around your drums can leave you with a snowglobe drum set.

You should get those aluminum drumsticks. I mean just check out your floor. You have a snowglobe drum set.

by iloveitwhenyoucallmebigwhopper September 25, 2009

max drummey

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*

person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face

by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009

thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009

bucket drums

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

by JesseJB November 22, 2010

booby drumming

Verb- the act of engaging in a rampant, and escalating drum roll upon your partner's breasts leading up to your ejaculation. Most commonly seen in missionary position.

Halie: How was Michael?

Katherine: He was booby drumming all night.

Halie: Oh, shit girl.

by dudemimicme December 8, 2010

Martyn Drummond

the definition of your dad going off with your girl

Martyn 2010 Martyn Drummond

by NEWS OF THE WORLD December 9, 2012