crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

Cowboy Carter

One of Beyonce's best works.

"Sorry, I must listen to Beyonce's new album, Cowboy Carter, releasing on March 29, 2024."

by Hmmleommm March 20, 2024

subdivision cowboy

a guy who adopts a pseudo-country aesthetic and personality while living in a suburban area. can be seen cruising around the subdivision in their unbeaten lifted chevy silverado, listening to morgan wallen with their blonde spray tanned girlfriend in the passenger seat. probably has fluffy well kept hair and works for their dad's contracting company.

He's never felt dirt on his hands in his life, he's just a subdivision cowboy!

by 123890567 July 19, 2025

The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, tweets about how they can treat girls right but fucks over every girl they’ve ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

Neon Cowboy

A smooth talking charmer who sweeps you off your feet at night but disappears by morning light. Fake cowboy, all heat, no heart.

I know his type, he’s a Neon Cowboy that just wants a one night stand.

by Bobsagets October 23, 2024

Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.

Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!

by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023