Counter Plug

The non-sexual act of jamming/thrusting ones thumb up another person's anus whilst in the act of flatulence. Thus presenting an undeniable moment of epic-ness and lack of odor.

Erik: HEERRRRRUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH

Nolan: C-C-C-COUNTER PLUG!!!!

Audience: OHHHHHHHHH SNNNNAAPPPPP!!!!!

Erik: You chode knocker!!!!

by StankyShlong69 July 4, 2010

Counter argument

Having an argument on a counter top

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night

by Lil queif January 23, 2020

counter argument

An argument on top of a counter.

Mikey and I had a counter argument last night.

by Apple juice cum January 23, 2020

count the guap

When someone doesn’t understand something your talking about

Count the Guap how

by Sensatori February 14, 2018

CounTeR-TerRoRisT

1)To be badass or to own everyone.
2)To smoke a lotta weed.

OFMG CounTeR-TerRoRist just fucking pwned me.

by Mike September 10, 2003

Make it Count

The act of sticking it in her booty while having sex.

"Dude I'm totally going to make it count tonight!"

by DarthM January 19, 2009

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008