carson

a stupid short, ginger that loves to be a rude little bitch

i fucking hate carson

by carsonhater March 11, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.

After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.

by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025

Carsom

When 3 or more people named Carson have sexual intercourse.

Hey Carson go grab Carson and we can get this Carsom started.

by Iris's Malewife April 2, 2025

Carson, carUson, carsoN

Carson, carUson, carsoN

Carson, carUson, carsoN

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Carson maxing

When you make a big frowny face hiding your lips

Jeff was Carson Maxing after he lost his baseball game

by Bigsteez67 February 16, 2026

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025