Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

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Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

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quichey chode

A word used to describe a fat person with a love for all things dairy, espically quiche.

OMG Carl look at that quichey chode

'Lets play spin the quiche', 'no f*** u, ur a quichy code'

by Yarl Cates Knowles June 21, 2010

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A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

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gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008

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