CHIPSTER

A hipster who creates 8-bit "chip" music using sounds from video games (Nintendo Gameboy, etc.)

"Dude, Are you going to Blipfest this year?"

"Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to be surrounded by an army of fucking Brooklyn chipsters."

*farts*

by brooke shields and gay clubs October 18, 2008

chipster

-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.

That Lincoln Park chipster is such a poser, he doesn't even listen to indie music.

by AndyK August 13, 2006

chinstrap

The thing that keeps a helmet on your head.

Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.

"Bob... Bob, seriously."

"What now, Stan?"

"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."

"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"

"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"

"What you old hags?"

"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*

"The douchebag with that helmet?"

"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"

"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"

"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"

"Stan wtf?!"

by cag April 5, 2007

Chigs

someone who is just genuinely and undeniably awesome. A chigs is usually very lucky with the ladies. A chigs is just straight up G.

"Damn chigs is spittin mad g at those ladies over there."

by jpimp27 August 10, 2009

Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

blob chins

Matty Giles' dangaling fondelishious chins.

"i love my blobchins" matty giles

"no-no" matty giles

by kill_the_townies_or_they'll_want_40p_'blud' January 21, 2004