A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
by Tannasgh May 7, 2018
Get the Carpet Pizzamug. by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Carpet lightningmug. Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020
Get the Carpeted Cockmug. "Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....
by atboggs September 16, 2012
Get the carpet paintermug. An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.
Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!
Kid 2: Make me!
Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA
House gets destroyed.
Kid 2: Make me!
Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA
House gets destroyed.
by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021
Get the Carpet Square Arenamug.