A person who wants you to feel sorry for them. They think the world is after them and everyone hates them. When something goes wrong they think it's the worse possibly think and think the world revolves around them and everyone should pay attention to them.

Person 1: My car broke down and it was a bitch to fix it and no one wanted to help me. They all hate me. They want me to die. They wouldn't care if I commited suicide.
Person 2: Oh don't be such a Cader!

by Kristelle November 15, 2006

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Caderaped

being fondled/molested by a person who pretends to be drunk and annoys the shit out of you all night or Thinks 13 is the perfect age to start giving blowjobs

Damn dude that freshman just got CadeRaped.

by Trevor Keyiser May 22, 2009

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CANDEPITY

pronounced kan-dep-i-tee
-noun
1.supreme happiness; utter joy or contentment
2. gratitude; thankful recognition

-verb

3. to stimulate sexually
4.to fulfill the desires, expectations, needs, or demands of (a person, the mind)
-adjective

5. Informal. intensely ; passionately excited
6. subject to or in a state of ecstasy; rapturous.
-Idiom

7. to be extremly or exessively enthusiastic about; be fervent in one's admiration of

bf to gf: how was it?
gf to bf:i don't know i need a better word than Magnificent.
bf to gf: I LOVE YOU
gf to bf: it was CANDEPITY!

by COD punk February 24, 2010

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cancer crayon

Most commonly known as a cigarette, it's shape resembles an innocent crayon, filled with cancer causing chemicals.

Bob: Bro, I'm gonna go outside and light a cig, you want one?

Harry: Dude, you mean a cancer crayon?

Bob: I guess, but cig or cigarette sounds better.

Harry: I'm straight. Enjoy you cancer-filled crayon

Bob: Will do.

by pseudoslimshady September 1, 2011

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