twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

Dome Biscuit

Slang Term Used For Your Head, Also Commonly Used Term For A Hat, That You Wear On Your Head Or The "Dome Biscuit."

Yo Bro, That's An Awesome Dome Biscuit Your Wearing!

by Tank Beaster May 28, 2018

bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort

Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.

by Michael Arden September 2, 2007

Booty biscuits

When you’re making out with a female while massaging both of her butt cheeks as if kneading dough into a deliciously hot buttered biscuit.

I’ve buttered a few booty biscuits with my spermenade.

by Leo Wrecks October 31, 2020

Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

by WhoreZone March 11, 2022

biscuit taco

A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

by beenjamin' May 11, 2015

Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021