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Slam Bunk

When you start on the top of a bunk bed with a chick and go so hard that you break the top of the bed and end up on the lower level.
"Hey I need a new bed, I just slam bunked yesterday."
by BlackDoge October 7, 2020
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twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
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junky bunker

Noun. Bedding raised to cover ones head like a tent in order to prevent drafts from blowing out flame of lighter in order to smoke drugs. Also called a dope blind.
Too lazy to turn off the fan, she turned the bedsheets into a junky bunker and smoked without her flame going out.
by haras naej November 12, 2020
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Furor Bunker

A sobriquet for Mar-a-Lago, a national historic landmark mansion and social club in Palm Beach, Florida, completed in 1927 by cereal-company heiress and socialite Marjorie Merriweather Post, and now owned by former president Donald John Trump.
The former president is in situ at the Furor Bunker, fuming about the prospect of facing impending civil and criminal trial dates after the resignation of his legal team.
by Pete Guillam February 5, 2021
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Ho Bunker

Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch
Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.

Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here
by Hobunker123 February 26, 2021
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Snar Blunklin

Also known as the "Coffee Sinus Blumpkin," a Snar Blunklin involves drinking coffee with hot sauce on the rim of the mug, or in the coffee itself, while on the toilet, getting a blowjob. If timed right, you will be able to empty your balls, your colon, and your nose sinuses all at the same time. This is what many refer to as a perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his wife waste all their money on sex toys and ecstacy pills, but they've never tried a good ol' Snar Blunklin in the morning. Your entire life will be changed for the better after trying it, trust me.
by JayFay22 April 11, 2021
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Snar Blunklin

Also known as the "Spicy Sinus Coffee Blumpkin" a Snar Blunklin is the act of taking a dump, drinking coffee with hot sauce either in or on the rim of the coffee mug, and getting a blowjob all at the same time.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his girlfriend keep wasting money on sex toys and enhancement drugs, but they've never tried the good ol' Snar Blunklin. It's the best way to start a morning, trust me.
by JayFay22 April 12, 2021
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