Bastard child

Cheating on your husband; Resault: Thee ugly son.

"Wow! Joe-nasty your must be the bastard child!"

by Sorry Grandma May 30, 2009

bastardical

Adjective, describing someone or something acting like a bastard.

He's a bastardical bastard.

by ilovesjeebus October 2, 2007

Bastardabhi

A callous and balding man-child who is turned on by women who file frivolous court cases against him and who have live-in "serious" boyfriends. Highly narcissistic and a pathological liar. Will end up old, bitter, alone, and bald.

I don't even want to think about what Bastardabhi and Whorsea were doing in that car. The horrors.

by Disgusted1 May 30, 2008

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

by Stijn November 28, 2014

Basparlokin

A person who got run over by a bus full of whores.

K: Dude, she's my girl. Get off her.
P: Shut Up Basparlokin. She's mine.

by DankestShit July 9, 2017

BASTARD

Meaning if your father is dead, or disowned you. You are a Bastard

You are a Bastard

by Sir Frank Wood January 12, 2018

Bastard rosé

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.

You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.

by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018