Al Haziqin Muhajiddin

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

al dente

Alternative for good, nice, pretty,...

Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.

Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.

This ass is al dente!

by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017

Racist Al

A man named Al, who is without a doubt racist. Casually say's slur words and his hypocritical towards people of color and different ethnicity.

"Man, our boy Al is totally racist, but it's kind of funny" - Guy

"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy

by Throberto November 6, 2021

Al the Cutie Pie

Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER

Hey look, it’s Al

Woah, it really is Al the Cutie Pie

Yeah…she’s so cute!!

by King Tea January 20, 2024

al

Literally the most sexy swaggy person you could ever meet tbh, senpai art god I worship you like el worships tofu

Person A: have you ever spoken to Al?

Person B: nah I’m not interested

Person A: wow you have such horrible taste u poor loser

by Poopyfartysnotrocket March 17, 2021

Scatty al

A woman who thinks she is better than you at looking after children when all she wants is to ask if you have see the X factor. Love, Clarice and Nancy

Wow she is such a scatty al

by Clatter+Nancy March 16, 2024

AL

A command and control system designed by Ehyoh to counter the AI created by AHN that was named Ale.

Are you AL right?
Make sure you know AL things to know how to go AL ways.

by Tzadi February 7, 2022