ALS

"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.

"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"

"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."

"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."

by CaptainQuadmay March 05, 2019

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Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.

Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)

by RTX superior to Apple M chips. July 30, 2022

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An abbreviation for academic lag syndrome, usually common in sophomores or young juniors. Used to describe an academic performance drop period in one's year of high school, usually lasting for a few months.

Bob has a serious case of ALS. He keeps procrastinating and bombed the previous math tests.

by SCG-1171 June 20, 2024

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Art Lore Syndrome

When you know more information about a certain musician, then someone who loves said musician

Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.

by Keke Dyly July 30, 2023

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